I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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