I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
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Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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