im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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