We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
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This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
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Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
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