Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
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there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
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"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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