People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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