Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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