Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
im holly from the hills drunk
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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