Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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