he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
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Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
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Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
You pole danced in your parka.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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