Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
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swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
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I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Randomize