Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize