WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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