I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
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I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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