i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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