Me. At least after what I've been through.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
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I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
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You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I had to cum in my sink.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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