So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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