Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
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Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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