i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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