Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
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Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
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I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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