On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
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