So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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