i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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