No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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