soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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