I got chris browned last night
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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