office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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