it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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