I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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