separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I need a beard to bite.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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