If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
You took a bar mat shot.
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I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
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They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
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