That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
