they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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