I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
