these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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