using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
