We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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