so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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