we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed š
You were trust falling into bushes
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I really regret not asking ālike a cupcakeā when you asked me to eat your ass
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