I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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