Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Randomize