I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
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the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
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Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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