i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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