As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
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