Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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