singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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