I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
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I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
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We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Send help, water and tortillas.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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