Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
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I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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