i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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