belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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