youre lurking in front of me
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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