I am puke
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
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Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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