I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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