I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Randomize
